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The great 'American Idol' quiz
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AIDIN VAZIRI
Friday, January 11, 2008
Angie Says: Some of the choices for answers are dorky....I guess so is taking this quiz It's fun to do anyway to see how much we actually know
Ready for the new season of "American Idol," which returns for a seventh round this week? Find out by taking our scientifically researched trivia test. Score one point for each right answer.
1) Former "Idol" contestants Julia DeMato, Jessica Sierra and Corey Clark have all been arrested for what since being on the show?
A) Singing in public
B) Playing "keep away" with Elliott Yamin's fake teeth
C) Drug possession
D) Eating out of the Dumpster behind Food4Less
2) In Canada, "American Idol" is called:
A) "The Jerry Lewis Telethon"
B) "Canadian Idol"
C) "Chappy Chanukah"
D) "Canada Dry"
3) Pick the transvestite stripper among the "Idol" contestants:
A) Fantasia
B) Mandisa
C) Tila Tequila
D) Sanjaya
4) What is the nickname of Season 5 winner Taylor Hicks' legion of fans?
A) Inbreds R Us
B) NAMBLA
C) Soul Patrol
D) Coldplay
5) Which judge did Season 2 contestant Corey Clark allege he had a secret affair with?
A) Simon Cowell
B) Randy Jackson
C) Paula Abdul
D) Ryan Seacrest
6) Pick the fake Kellie Pickler quote:
A) "My mother left me when I was 2 years old, which is devastating to a child."
B) "I have fake eyelashes on and they feel like tarantulas. But they're not real tarantulas."
C) "This might be a stupid question ... like, I thought Europe was a country."
D) "I should really cut out this 'dumb blonde' nonsense because nobody is buying it and it's getting old and Jessica Simpson is so much better at it anyway."
7) Which former "American Idol" contestant has sold the most albums?
A) Chuck Norris
B) Kelly Clarkson
C) Mr. T
D) Vin Diesel
8) Did you cry when Season 2 champion Ruben Studdard was dropped by his label last month?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Huh?
D) Maybe, but not as much as when I saw "From Justin to Kelly"
9) What hasn't Constantine Maroulis done since finishing in sixth place on Season 4?
A) Sung "Bohemian Rhapsody" on an official Queen tribute album
B) Joined the cast of "The Bold and the Beautiful"
C) Appeared in the Broadway musical version of "The Wedding Singer"
D) Sold more than 10,000 records
10) Which is not an actual lyric from one of judge Paula Abdul's many hit songs?
A) "All I wanna do is drink beer for breakfast/ All I wanna eat is them BBQ chips"
B) "He's a cold-hearted snake/ Look into his eyes"
C) "Straight up now tell me/ Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh"
D) "Just remember I'm forever your girl"
11) Quick, name last season's winner:
A) Chris Daughtry
B) Julio Iglesias
C) Jordin Sparks
D) Blake Lewis
12) How many ponytails was Season 6 contestant Sanjaya Malakar wearing on the night he unveiled the infamous "ponyhawk"?
A) If you actually know
B) The answer to this
C) Then your life is even more depressing
D) Than ours - seriously
13) What animal does Season 2 runner-up Clay Aiken most resemble?
A) Panda
B) Cheetah
C) Ocelot
D) k.d. lang
14) Pick the male porn star among the "American Idol" contestants:
A) T.T. Boy
B) Bo Bice
C) Ace Young
D) William Hung
15) What is Season 6 runner-up Blake Lewis' special talent?
A) Being a leprechaun
B) Beat-boxing
C) Annoying Jon Bon Jovi
D) Invisibility
BONUS QUESTION! (WORTH THREE POINTS)
16) Which contestant finished in seventh place on the show yet went on to land a role in "Dreamgirls" and win an Oscar, a Golden Globe and a Screen Actors Guild Award, proving that both the judges and the voting public have no idea what they're doing and that "American Idol" is, in fact, quite irrelevant?
A) Kevin Covias
B) Ryan Starr
C) Jennifer Hudson
D) Justin Guarini
ANSWER KEY
1) C; 2) B; 3) N/A; 4) C; 5) C; 6) D; 7) B; 8) D; 9) D; 10) A; 11) C; 12) N/A; 13) D; 14) A; 15) B; 16) C.
SCORING GUIDE
15-18: You are probably having a secret affair with Ryan Seacrest.
12-14: Randy Jackson would pay you his highest compliment: "A'ight, Dawg!"
9-11: Paula Abdul might actually have been paying more attention than you.
8 or less: Hello, Simon Cowell. Thanks for taking our quiz.
AMERICAN IDOL: The seventh season begins with two-hour episodes at 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday on Fox. For information, go to www.americanidol.com.
E-mail Aidin Vaziri at avaziri@sfchronicle.com.
This article appeared on page N - 40 of the San Francisco Chronicle
AIDIN VAZIRI
Friday, January 11, 2008
Angie Says: Some of the choices for answers are dorky....I guess so is taking this quiz It's fun to do anyway to see how much we actually know
Ready for the new season of "American Idol," which returns for a seventh round this week? Find out by taking our scientifically researched trivia test. Score one point for each right answer.
1) Former "Idol" contestants Julia DeMato, Jessica Sierra and Corey Clark have all been arrested for what since being on the show?
A) Singing in public
B) Playing "keep away" with Elliott Yamin's fake teeth
C) Drug possession
D) Eating out of the Dumpster behind Food4Less
2) In Canada, "American Idol" is called:
A) "The Jerry Lewis Telethon"
B) "Canadian Idol"
C) "Chappy Chanukah"
D) "Canada Dry"
3) Pick the transvestite stripper among the "Idol" contestants:
A) Fantasia
B) Mandisa
C) Tila Tequila
D) Sanjaya
4) What is the nickname of Season 5 winner Taylor Hicks' legion of fans?
A) Inbreds R Us
B) NAMBLA
C) Soul Patrol
D) Coldplay
5) Which judge did Season 2 contestant Corey Clark allege he had a secret affair with?
A) Simon Cowell
B) Randy Jackson
C) Paula Abdul
D) Ryan Seacrest
6) Pick the fake Kellie Pickler quote:
A) "My mother left me when I was 2 years old, which is devastating to a child."
B) "I have fake eyelashes on and they feel like tarantulas. But they're not real tarantulas."
C) "This might be a stupid question ... like, I thought Europe was a country."
D) "I should really cut out this 'dumb blonde' nonsense because nobody is buying it and it's getting old and Jessica Simpson is so much better at it anyway."
7) Which former "American Idol" contestant has sold the most albums?
A) Chuck Norris
B) Kelly Clarkson
C) Mr. T
D) Vin Diesel
8) Did you cry when Season 2 champion Ruben Studdard was dropped by his label last month?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Huh?
D) Maybe, but not as much as when I saw "From Justin to Kelly"
9) What hasn't Constantine Maroulis done since finishing in sixth place on Season 4?
A) Sung "Bohemian Rhapsody" on an official Queen tribute album
B) Joined the cast of "The Bold and the Beautiful"
C) Appeared in the Broadway musical version of "The Wedding Singer"
D) Sold more than 10,000 records
10) Which is not an actual lyric from one of judge Paula Abdul's many hit songs?
A) "All I wanna do is drink beer for breakfast/ All I wanna eat is them BBQ chips"
B) "He's a cold-hearted snake/ Look into his eyes"
C) "Straight up now tell me/ Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh"
D) "Just remember I'm forever your girl"
11) Quick, name last season's winner:
A) Chris Daughtry
B) Julio Iglesias
C) Jordin Sparks
D) Blake Lewis
12) How many ponytails was Season 6 contestant Sanjaya Malakar wearing on the night he unveiled the infamous "ponyhawk"?
A) If you actually know
B) The answer to this
C) Then your life is even more depressing
D) Than ours - seriously
13) What animal does Season 2 runner-up Clay Aiken most resemble?
A) Panda
B) Cheetah
C) Ocelot
D) k.d. lang
14) Pick the male porn star among the "American Idol" contestants:
A) T.T. Boy
B) Bo Bice
C) Ace Young
D) William Hung
15) What is Season 6 runner-up Blake Lewis' special talent?
A) Being a leprechaun
B) Beat-boxing
C) Annoying Jon Bon Jovi
D) Invisibility
BONUS QUESTION! (WORTH THREE POINTS)
16) Which contestant finished in seventh place on the show yet went on to land a role in "Dreamgirls" and win an Oscar, a Golden Globe and a Screen Actors Guild Award, proving that both the judges and the voting public have no idea what they're doing and that "American Idol" is, in fact, quite irrelevant?
A) Kevin Covias
B) Ryan Starr
C) Jennifer Hudson
D) Justin Guarini
ANSWER KEY
1) C; 2) B; 3) N/A; 4) C; 5) C; 6) D; 7) B; 8) D; 9) D; 10) A; 11) C; 12) N/A; 13) D; 14) A; 15) B; 16) C.
SCORING GUIDE
15-18: You are probably having a secret affair with Ryan Seacrest.
12-14: Randy Jackson would pay you his highest compliment: "A'ight, Dawg!"
9-11: Paula Abdul might actually have been paying more attention than you.
8 or less: Hello, Simon Cowell. Thanks for taking our quiz.
AMERICAN IDOL: The seventh season begins with two-hour episodes at 8 p.m. Tuesday and Wednesday on Fox. For information, go to www.americanidol.com.
E-mail Aidin Vaziri at avaziri@sfchronicle.com.
This article appeared on page N - 40 of the San Francisco Chronicle
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